Un-yawn, my friend


Looking for a bio? Read this. All of it. 

 

You need a bio, right? 



A good one turns your backstory into a door opener. It’ll show readers who you are, where you’re from, and what the fuck you represent.

They’ll tell people about you.
They’ll introduce you to opportunities.
Most importantly, they’ll care who you are. 

As a lifelong, word-slinger, I’m huge on telling artists’ stories the right way — just read my work on Complex, MTV News, Pitchfork, and Vulture for proof.

When you have a living, breathing account of who you are and where you’ve been, the journey to the top gets soooooo much easier. 

Now, I’ll tell you why I’m the guy you want to tell your story. 

  • I’ve penned more than 40 bios for artists like Masego, TeejayX6, and Sheff G. Seriously. I’ve worked with practically every record label under the sun and they trust my pen to get it done. 
  • I’ve been writing for the biggest sites on the web like XXL Mag, Vibe Magazine, Revolt, Highsnobiety, BET, and SPIN Magazine. I’ve told plenty of artists stories such as Megan Thee Stallion, Gunna, 6LACK, Amine, Jermaine Dupri, Ella Mai, Earl Sweatshirt and more.
  • I’m a Senior Copywriter who’s written social posts, billboards, scripts, and website copy for huge brands like Meta, Vice, Beats by Dre, Adidas and Apple TV. My writing’s been seen around the world because I know my way around good words. The biggest brands trust me — and you should too. 

Next, let’s talk about my process. You’ve made it this far on this long-ass page, so I’ll give you the scoop.

We’ll chop it up over email and decide if you want to make this happen. If you are, we’ll schedule a call to talk about your story, how you want it told, and then you’ll send over payment.

My rate is $250, and my turnaround time is 48 hours from our conversation. If I don’t deliver it by then, you get your money back — and the bio, free of charge.

If you’re wondering, I ALWAYS deliver. One thing that I don’t play about is my reputation. 

Once I send over the initial drafts (A full-length and shortened version) to you, I’ll address any edits you want me to make. Then boom, you have a bio that’ll get you to where you need to be. I guarantee it. 

Shoot me an email. Let’s get it going. 

alstontreyl@gmail.com

Tuesday Oct 5 2021